Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex Sweatshirt floria Golden-yellow bamboo-style lettering reads "THE

Golden-yellow bamboo-style lettering reads "THE LANAI" at the top

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Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

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